Funny Quotes About Politics

8 Funny Political Quotes to Help You Go to Vote

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In light of this article http://www.hoopoequotes.com/collections/item/35749-42-funniest-political-quotes, I have made my choice of the most essential quotes, jokes amd sayings about political life. I start and end this articles with two general clichés from the political universe. Both are legaly related.

Likewise, I have also included humorous thoughts of award winners, journalists, columnists and comedians, who help us contain ourselves and not go on a killing spree against politicians.

If it weren't for them, we could never survive the terrible and the revolting spurlings of the political world, with a free personality and a clever manner of expression.

Legislators appear to be more inclined to presenting us with humiliating oral slip-ups than the rest of politics related professions. You would have felt that, by now, they would figure out how to talk in events, being required to do so for so long. However, some simply appear to decline any contact with this present reality. Like Winnie The Pooh author stated, it appears that reality cnon-stop ruins their life.

Since my employment is related to legislative issues , it was just coherent to make a list of short funny political quotes. Some of these I have actually seen on my work, some of them I know to be genuine just by living in this state, and some are just too damn funny to be overlooked!


I am the same. What takes after is my interpretation of the quotes. These are a portion of the most entertaining political citations that I have found out so far. They are for the most part from conspicuous humorous individuals, some of them even presidents, yet that doesn't mean I lean toward them more. It is just  that I thought they may intrigue you more.We may appear to be week separately, yet together we can help make incredible change. However, until the point when that day comes, whatever we can do is snicker at them and remind them on their endless botches. Politicians, I mean.

Political issues are not just about races, they are about our regular day to day existences. Their choices impact us consistently. We may regularly appear to be feeble to them. However we are the ones who picked them in any case.

So, without further ado, here is my list:

  1. I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. —Adlai Stevenson
  2. Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. —Author Unknown
  3. Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out. —George Carlin
  4. The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them. —Karl Marx
  5. Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge. —Isaac Asimov
  6. Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. —Gore Vidal
  7. If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side. —Orson Scott Card
  8. A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman thinks of the next generation. —James Freeman Clarke

You may have enjoyed these, or you may have not – but rather that is likewise, what truly matters to popular government.

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